The Funniest Thing I Heard Today

“Name something your husband is doing while you’re cleaning up after a party”

“Drinking a beer”.   (The correct answer was “Smoking a cig” but this answer ought to have been the right answer on Family Feud)

Tourist Scams

Rather than just post something like this, I thought I’d recall the scams that I personally have been involved in or “suckered” into.

Here is the list:

  1. On the street
    1. The friendship bracelet (Paris, Barcelona, Rome, Cairo)
    2. Rose for your girlfriend (Paris, Barcelona, Rome)
      1. I’ve seen this and it’s everywhere.  The subways of NYC, the streets of St. Petersburg, Russia as well as trolleys and sidewalks of New Orleans.  Legit.
    3. The found ring (Paris)
      1. I’ve only seen this on YouTube and can’t tell if it was staged or not.  No personal experience with this one.
    4. The thrown baby (Rome)
      1. No thanks.
    5. Street games (Paris, London)
      1. When I was in København, I got duped out of 50kr and lost my opera tickets “fell” out of my pockets.  I felt like an idiot but later realized that nobody wins at these games.  I never noticed his accomplices but I imagine if I waited around long enough, I would have seen them.
    6. The dropped wallet (Rome, Ukraine)
      1. Whatever, dude.  I know where my wallet is.
    7. Stain on your jacket (Buenos Aires, Rio de Janeiro)
      1. See next item.
    8. The shoe shiner (Istanbul)
      1. In Chicago, Illinois I remember specifically that a shoe shiner put some goop on my shoe, then extorted me out of $10 to clean it off.  This goes with #7 above.
    9. Woman selling rosemary (Madrid, New Delhi)
    10. The photographer (Europe)
      1. I’ve only heard of this
    11. The music artist (New York City)
      1. This happens often to me. I go to hip-hop shows and there are plenty of times when I get a CD (and cassettes back in the day) handed to me then am asked for payment.  I shove it back at them.  It’s a turn-off.  I have, however, talked to artists who were passively marketing their wares and ended up spending $$ with them.  I like to support artists, not scam artists.
    12. The drug deal (Koh Phangan)
  2. Travelling
    1. The expensive taxi driver (worldwide)
      1. Uh, yes.
    2. The overnight bus (Bangkok)
    3. The drop and swap (Asia)
    4. The punctured tyre (San Jose)
    5. Train pickpockets (Europe)
    6. The getaway taxi driver (Las Vegas)
  3. Shops and Services
    1. Cashier on the phone (Barcelona)
    2. Slow counting (Europe)
    3. An amazing [jewelry] deal (Bangkok, New Delhi)
    4. The dodgy doctor (New Delhi)
    5. The fake policeman (Mexico City, Bogota, Bucharest, Bangkok)
    6. The fake ticket (Paris, London)
  4. Locals and Children
    1. The overly helpful local (Europe)
    2. The map seller (Europe)
    3. The beggar (worldwide)
    4. A free masssage (Barbados, Bahamas)
      1. Kinda.  They are very obvious so I haven’t been scammed but have seen them in many places.
    5. The flirt (Athens)
      1. I know better than to travel alone but if I do… :)
    6. Pickpocket warning (Europe)
    7. The broken camera (worldwide)
    8. Eager english students (Shanghai, Beijing, and Xian)
    9. Seemingly free peanuts (Rio de Janeiro)
    10. The postcard (Rome)
    11. The charity petition (Paris)
      1. I’m shocked it doesn’t happen to me more.
    12. Gypsy kids (Rome, Milan, and Florence)
  5. At the Hotel
    1. The closed hotel (Europe)
    2. Fake front desk call (worldwide)
    3. The room inspectors (Barcelona and Madrid)
    4. The fake takeaway menu (The USofA)

 

Crabtree Falls

This picture was just prior to peak fall colors.  What a beautiful hike!  It’s also one of the most crowded hikes I’ve had to deal with in central-ish Virginia.  Tons of people.  You’ll quickly notice there are only two bathrooms for hundreds of people, too.  I appreciate the park service for even providing any but today’s population can’t seem to clean up after themselves so they get pretty disgusting after a while.  At least the men’s bathroom does.

vista from crabtree falls screenshot

Successful Weekend

2015 Nov 15

This weekend I promised myself I’d work on my house, more specifically, my yard.  I haven’t been around much the past few weekends and before that I was buried with computer work.  Luckily I was able to make time to visit Crabtree Falls three weekends in a row!  The first was with my love, Beth Anne.  The next was with my friend and ex-colleague, Jat.  The weekend after that, it was with my dear, retired friend, the English Lady.

So, I’ve been neglecting my chores, to say the least.

Yesterday, I replaced a deck board, raked leaves (filled two of the largest bags I can get my hands on), organized some lumber, laid a few patio stones, fixed my bed, did some laundry, picked up a piece I had framed, the Charlottesville Music Showcase flyer, and had a great dinner at The Shebeen.

Today, I finished raking, bought and spread some mulch, cleaned house, gave some cedar to Lollipop for a window bench I’ll be building for her, and trimmed the Mulberry tree stump of its extra growth.

The weekend’s worst: programming Samsung nViewer Lite software for a friend.
The weekend’s best: mulching the side of the deck near the hill.

This is also my first post so on top of everything else I have accomplished, I’m going to start organizing my photos so I can share them.  That’s the purpose of this boring post…to whet the whistle for me to begin to play with my website and post some pictures.  There, I said it.